You’re a madman, a racist, a dunce,

You should never have held office once,

A detestable man, a rapist, a con, 

And in opposition,

We are singing this song.

CHORUS:

Oh, oh, oh

Trump, go fly a kite,

You are a piece of shite,

Trump, go fly a kite,

You’ve lost your moorings,

You-u belong in jail,

Not making our Country fail,

So Trump go fly a kite!

Kazoo or musical INTERLUDE (optional)

CHORUS

You keep losing in court ‘cause you’re wrong,

And your tenure has lasted too long,

We don’t want to see news,

You give us the blues

How we’ll dance when you’re gone

And we’ll party til dawn.

CHORUS (repeat last line)