Trumpy Dumpy came to town
Riding on his high horse,
Waved his MAGA hat around
And shut down civil discourse.

Trumpy Dumpy off you go,
Back to Mar-a-Lago.
We can’t wait to vote you out
And ship you off like cargo!

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Trumpy Dumpy came to town
Riding on a pony.
Wearing makeup like a clown
And spewing his baloney.

Trumpy Dumpy off you go
Back to your vacation.
Take the garbage out with you
And give us back our nation!

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Trumpy Dumpy came to town
Down the escalator
Putting all the women down
And whipping up the haters

Trumpy Dumpy off you go,
Back to Mar-a-Lago.
We can’t wait to vote you out
And ship you off like cargo!

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Trumpy Dumpy came to town
Riding in a golf cart
Stuffed it full of sycophants
Who tell him he is ‘real smart.’

Trumpy Dumpy off you go
Back to your vacation.
Take the garbage out with you
Enjoy incarceration!

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