Sittin’ pretty, in your black gowns
Sittin’ pretty like serious clowns
With every case you hear you twist
the Constitution up in your fists
You’re no good, you’re no good, you’re no good
SCOTUS, you’re no good
I’m gonna say it again
You’re no good, you’re no good, you’re no good
SCOTUS, you’re no good
Trump sent his mob to Capitol Hill
so to stage a coup and to maim and to kill
So some states kicked the traitor off their slate
But SCOTUS said, let the traitor skate!
You’re no good, [etc.]
You get no pass for Bush v. Gore
President Al Gore wouldn’t start a damn war
Our carbon footprint would be size three
Wolves and whales would be wild and free
You’re no good, [etc.]
DC v Heller, Two thousand eight,
a Pandora’s box of bullets and hate
The 2nd Amendment never said what you said!
How many people have to wind up dead?
You’re no good, [etc.]
Corruption reigns, because of you
Citizens United was a cold-blooded coup
you opened the floodgates for bribery
Corporations broke democracy
You’re no good, [etc.]