Terminator Guys
Inch by inch, row by rowWe're going to make your garden croak We're the Agent Orange folk We can turn your crops to smoke 2) Killing weeds - and people…
Lorena Bobbit
When Lorena BobbitSaid, 'John, you stop it! I've had enough!' He went on abusing her Never thinking she'd Chop it off. What a grave indignity For John, in just one…
That Nuclear Plant
It must go! It must go!The nuclear plant at [Lepreau} We're not ready yet for the ultimate end When the pipes have all rusted away The killing pollution will stay…
Pride Day Parade
(Brackets indicate where you can put your local co-ordinates) In our granny bonnet with lots of slogans on it We'll make a proud addition To the Pride Day parade We'll…
How Can We Trust Politicans?
(Insert your own broken promises where the brackets are) That idiot man is our leader Promised [no cutbacks to schools} Promised [no cutbacks to healthcare] Well, now we sure look…
Gay Good Citizens
Gays are all somebody's childrenThey're sisters, brothers, aunts and uncles too Some are lawyers, some are teachers Some are doctors, some are preachers And they work in many places just…
Free Trade Zones Go Away
(Brackets indicate where you could add your own local bits) Free Trade zone signs on the lawn What are they doing in [St John]? Do the corporations need [New Brunswickers]…
We Can Take The Night
If we take care of each otherSister, daughter, friend and mother Talk and smile with one another We can take the night 2) Gay and straight should walk together Any…
How Canadian Women Got The Vote!
(This song helps you remember the names of the 5 women who got the vote and a statue on parliament hill. It works well with a stuffed granny to throw…
Candidates Talking Doodle
(This could be used for any useless candidate - brackets indicate places to insert your own stuff) Oh I went to see what the candidates said Oh what a lot…
GI Joe Is Coming To Town
Better watch outBetter not cry Better beware We're telling you why GI Joe is coming to town 2) He's bringin' his bombs Bringin' his guns Gonna make soldiers Out of…
Gay Pride Comes To Town
Let's sing out for our citizens Hip hip hooray For every sexuality Both straight and gay Isn't it fine for us to see A little more diversity And we'll all…
Barbie Song
Barbie is dressed like a princessShe is the top of the line Her tits and ass have got real class At forty-nine, ninety-nine And you can bet She was made…
What Don’t You Get When You Use A Condom?
What don't you get when you use a condom?You won't get AIDS or other diseases You'll get to see who he really pleases Oooo true love wears a condom now…
CSIS, CSIS (Canada’s FBI)
CSIS, CSIS, Canadian SecurityCSIS, CSIS, Watching over you and me If you're a union worker Who is lonely and blue There'll always be somebody Who'll listen to you It's CSIS,…
Geriatric Sex
We're sixty and we're sexyAt least that's what we hear From programs seen on Tv And talk shows on the air Even magazines give coy advice With graphics that are…
Attacked By Forces Of Gravity
Oh dear, what can the matter be?We've been attacked by the forces of gravity Fat has appeared where we once had concavity Nobody said life was fair. 2) Older men…
Insist On A Condom
(Two at a time can take turns waltzing while the rest sing with condoms pinned on their hats) I've got you a condom I want you to wear it We…
Mammogram Song
Thanks for the mammogramIt wasn't lots of fun It made my breast go numb Squash me any harder And I'd be a hot cross bun But thank you, so much.…
Addam’s Family Condoms
(Should be done lighthearted and over the top - like the teachers out of the room)They're latex and they're rubber (Everyone hold one up and stretch it) They'll help you…
Taking Back The Night
Don't want quarrels, don't want fightsWe're just taking back the nights And the women are marching again Stop the rapes, we're not meat Give us safety in the street And…
The Condom Song
I used to wear a diaphragmI used to take the pill I smeared myself with every kind Of contraceptive gel But times have changed since then, my dear So listen…
Homeless – where is their warm?
When we think of our homesWe think warm and we think peace We think comfortable soft beds to li-ie down While outside winter storms, winter winds lash the streets Where…
When We’ve Gotta Stand Up
I'll be with youTo make our voices heard Together reaching All people's of the world Changing is not Something that's bought It's Standing, Speaking Time 2) What a wonderful listening…
World Religions
So you're a catholicAnd she's an atheist And there's protestant churches, all over town The mosque is near us The synogogue's there Part of our community If you have faith,…
Being Pro-Dandelion
Oh who was it killed the dandelion?Who told us, 'no more yellow lawns?' Ignoring all the health it gives us? Who made the dandelion gone? Oh age-old remedies In every…
More To War Than Just War
There's more to war than just warIt leaves less on the earth than before Fathers, brothers and sisters who will not be home Daughters and sons, now just names on…
Who Owns The Sky?
All the stars have names up in the skyFrom the ancient times gone by Will we name the warheads too? One for me and one for you? CHORUS O who…
Marching Time
(Brackets indicate where you can make this song local with your own street and town names) Well, it's marching time again And still we need it You can read about…
Peacetime Recipe
Hey, we've been lookin'For peace, we've been lookin' How about cookin' some of it up with me? Hey, for the babies We can try, maybe To replace war with a…